nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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