I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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