Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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