found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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