its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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