Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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