Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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