They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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