what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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