There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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