just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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