But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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