Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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