It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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