We're facebook friends in real life
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
this will be a night to untag.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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