He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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