Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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