Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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