at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
True college students do jello shots in the library
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