Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
