you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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