yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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