we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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