I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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