You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We're too hungover to prance.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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