You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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