I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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