You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm really busy with my period
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