Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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