i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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