i barfeds in our rink
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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