Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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