i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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