operation harelip BJ is a go
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
How's work?
Spinning.
We are two peas in an std pod
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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