you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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