YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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