is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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