You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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