Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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