grandma shit on top of the toilet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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