Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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