we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You took a bar mat shot.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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