are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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