Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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