im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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