turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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