You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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