I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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