Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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