It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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